Thursday, July 18, 2013

Characteristics of People Who Attract Mosquitoes

There's a short article on the topic over at Yahoo Health.

In the interest of brevity here's the list:
  • Blood Type O.  I am screwed from the start.
  • Beer Drinkers.  I am SO screwed.
  • During Full Moon.  OK, so I'll watch out for that.  Werewolves too.
  • Stinky Feet.  Man... I'd better go buy some more deet.
  • Preggers.  OK, safe on this one.
  • Outdoor Exercise.  You mean like mountain biking?  Not looking good.
  • Dark Clothes.  Like bike shorts.  Damn.  Explains a lot though.
OK, off to work.  It may be in a swamp, but it's air conditioned.

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