Movie Review: The Batman

The three hour runtime chewed through all my time surplus, so all you get is this TLDR list:

• Ninety minutes of story was stretched over twice that.
• There are no good guys here; people range from a shady inheritance to psycho-bad.
• Most of the actors were spot-on for their respective parts.
• Gotham seemingly has no real economy.  Can a city exist on drug money alone?  Nah.
• Some of the "world's greatest detective" part is OK.
• The "60's badass muscle car" Batmobile was pretty cool.  Less tech, more wreck.
• Just from the look of it, this movie just smelled bad.  Batcave is a junked-up monster car garage?  Sure, it's gonna stink like a truckstop in August.  Catwoman's apartment is packed with strays?  Yeah, we know what that's gonna smell like too.
• There's a flooded city theme toward the end, so add New Orleans to the Chicago/New York mix.
• Gritty.
• Too damn long for too little chewy nougat center.
• Two Stars out of Five.