No, Really, I'm Good on Gear

However, if you're shopping for the mountain biker in your life, you could do a lot worse than these two lists over at Singletracks online magazine:

• Under $100
• What they really want

But seriously, I'm all full up on gear at the moment.  Though I do have to thank one nephew in particular for this Lezyne multitool for my recent birthday.  (still need to pick up a few threaded carts however)  The more I fidget with the thing, the more impressed I am by it.  That was a true surprise, thanks!

Back to the articles, this one item just makes my collarbone ache:

Ninja MTB Turbo Kicker Jump Ramp – in case you know of any ninjas in need of a good swift kick?

Can you believe that it's been ten years since the infamous collarbone incident?  My, how time flies... when you're flying over the handlebars.  So if you're tempted to give somebody a "Ninja MTB Turbo Kicker Jump Ramp," you might also consider a gift certificate to:

Take if from the ones who know: The pros shop at ACME.

ps: Some goodies for the gravel biker set as well.