Paleo Boy

To keep the blubber and asthma at bay, sometime you've got to do what you've got to do.  From this:

To this:

Take-out from The Lunch Box, as fine a po-boy as can be had anywhere.  Not to be confused with the pale imitation in California.  (A salmon po-boy?  Really?  Bwahahaha.  I doubt they even serve it with any kind of hot sauce.)  It does hurt to throw that good bread away, but it doesn't hurt as much as not breathing.

On a marginally related note, for our poor malnourished readers who can't get real po-boys but are forced to make do with some unholy concoction known as a "submarine sandwich," The Argyle Sweater had this cartoon today:

Well, I guess it beats eating a salmon po-boy.