Your Very Own Viking Ship

But first a little mood music.

Now to the main event: order here.

Running at $25–450k, they're not cheap, but nothing worthwhile ever is.  Glad to see that they can be fitted with satcoms, VHF, and GPS, which would be perfect for locating, then coordinating attacks on small coastal villages.

I'd use one for mullet fishing.  Even the alligators would get the hell out of the way of that thing.