Once again, American enterprise steps in and tackles a sticky problem.

It seems that a Nebraska hardware chain now has a complete Zombie problem solving section.  And just in time for Halloween too.  Doesn't matter if you're still alive or zombified, they've got solutions for both types of customers.

Here's an article from a local paper: Undead Enliven Hardware Sales.  Yeah, if I lived in the area, I'd probably shop there too.  Businesses with a sense of humor deserve all the support they can get.


ps: Come to think of it, I'm feeling more than a little zombified after today's mountain bike ride.