Positive Proof: Obama is a Keynesian.

No matter how much people like these try to waffle about the issue, NPR (NPR no less! N-P-freekin'-R!) has absolute proof that Obama is, in fact, a Keynesian.
*facepalm* 
And to think, some of the people in that video will be voting today.


Edit 11/10: YouTube link repaired after original clip was deleted.

Starship?

Well, at least NASA's starting to talk about them, as seen here.  But they probably should read Orphans of the Sky a few times before getting too far along on this particular mode of interstellar travel.

Somehow, I knew this all along.

Ozzy Osbourne's Genome Reveals Some Neandertal Lineage.
And I'm still wondering if something similar lurks in Fred LeBlanc's family tree.  You ever see the guy play, then start swinging from the rafters in mid-song?  No, on second thought, I don't have to wonder about his family tree at all either.

Grudge Match

Despite the boxing motif, it was in fact a bicycle race.

Yeah, I got second in the road bike category.  Was fun.  We'll probably do it again soon.  "Soon" being loosely defined as "probably within a year or so."

Quantum Computing Explained

Well, mostly.  I still need to re-read the article, but here it is courtesy of SiliconDotCom.

Everything You Need

Everything you need can be found at ACME Products!

Vdara? Should be the Acme Hotel.

Vegas Hotel Pool 'Death Ray' Burns Tourists

Just can't make this stuff up, folks.