Google Translate now does Latin

Here's the translate site.  And here's the announcement.  Example:
Illic 'hoc loco tenuerat adveni. Ezekiel 25:17. "Semita iustiundique per iniquitates et superbia resistatur malorum.Beatus, nomine caritatis et benevolentiae, pastoresinfirmus in valle tenebrarum, quia Vere fratris custodeminventor deperditarum filiis. Et percutiam te magnaultione Ira qui veneni et perdet fratres. et scietis nomen mihi Dominus quando vindictam meam super te. Dicenssum annos shit. Et si audias, hoc intelligitur culi.Numquam cogitavit plurimum quid hoc esset. Modoaliqua cum frigida shit-sanguineis dicere a motherfuckertremunt I papaver in pileo asinum. Vidi autem hic shitmornin 'puto me secundo. Videte ratus sum, maybe you'redicit malus, ego sum, iustus et Mr millimeter IX Hicpastor's protegens asino justítiam meam Vallis tenebris.Vel, quia medium you're iustus sum et pastorem, et suus'smundo ad mala. Quod libet. Sed non shit veritatem. Quid ergo, you're infirmos ac tyrannide sum malorum. At equidem tryin 'Ringo. I'm trying difficile verum pastorem.
- Julius Winfieldus, 94 A.D.
Man, that thing is useful. But I have the sneaking feeling that something was lost in translation.  Here is the original quote.

So you wanna write sci-fi?

Then sit right down, take a pick from the list of science fiction themes.  Fill in the details of your atomic rocketship with physics from Project Rho.  (Here's the handy cross-index to that site.)  Some assembly required.  Expenditure of effort in no way guarantees sale of finished product.
Seriously though, it's amazing the quantity (vast!) and quality (well, sometimes) of imaginative work that serious authors and scientists have put into this genre in the last century-plus.  And I for one will continue to buy and read with glee.

Bike Fail

Even by my lax bicycle handling standards, this is pretty bad.

– and more book-ey goodness –

Robert A. Heinlein: In dialogue with His Century: Volume 1 (1907–1948): Learning Curve.  It's not perfect.  Notes that should be footnotes are buried with references in the appendix.  I'm having to use several bookmarks to read the thing in one piece.  (It's like bad Fortran: goto this, return to here, goto another note...)  And what were those four lines that John Campbell added after the end of "Requiem" when it was first published in pulp, causing Heinlein to complain that it ruined the story?  I mean, the author goes on about them for a page or so, so they must've been important.  So why not just give us the four lines?  All that, and the title has just too many :'s.
But.  It's pretty damned amazing, the whole story of the Dean of Hard Science Fiction's life spelled out in one work.  (Well, at least through 1948.  We'll all have to wait for the second volume.)  I'm 2/3 of the way through, and it's worth the couch time.  Now that I'm past the childhood, Navy, and political years, I'm reading it with an old copy of The Past Through Tomorrow at hand so that it's easy to skim (or to sometimes even re-read) the short stories being discussed in the bio.
Get yourself a copy, ASAP.

Book Recommendo

Under Surge, Under Siege.  The happenings in this non-fiction were about a mile from my house.  Everyone's got their own story, but yes folks, this is the way it was.  And this is the way it still is.

Nativity Story...

...updated.  Here.
note: link repaired 6pm 12/19/10.

Right out of a Roadrunner cartoon.

Here.

The only way this could've been better is if a giant boulder had dropped on the guy at the last second.  Casually stepping back and clasping his hands added a nice comic touch though.