As seen at today's SMBC. Be sure to go there for the mouse-over & big red button for two more jokes.
In case you're wondering, I'm only mildly peeved at the moment. Yesterday was a pretty good day.
Dangerous toys. Too much caffeine. Advanced degree in physics. This isn't going anywhere you want to be.
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