They'll Both Probably Stink on Ice

But in the meantime, I'm going to hope against all realistic expectations that these two unusual upcoming movies turn out to be good:

• Velvet Buzzsaw (NPR review): a horror/dark comedy send-up of the art world.
• The Vast of Night (Rotten Tomatoes page): late-night spooky retro-tech hijinks in a small NM town in the '50s, as sort of extended episode of The Outer Limit

Both of these look intriguing, but both of them stand a very high chance of not-quite-doing-the-job.  Still, we can all hope.